I AM STILL HELLA BITTER OVER YOU AND I DONT LIKE BEING THE SHITTY EX AND I AM HAVING A ROUGH DAY

Anonymous asked: You look like King Joffrey

Damn

Anonymous asked: you look attractive as heck in ur permit picture. how does one take a good permit picture

"Attractive as heck" hahaha that’s my favorite compliment ever ily. If you wish with all your little heart you’ll get a good one.

akbrodey:

What Disney Characters would look like as real people
Row 1: Rapunzel, Flynn Rider, Mother Gothel, Tiana, Charlotte LaBouff, Esmeralda, Frollo, Quasimodo Row 2: Giselle, Jane, Tarzan, Cinderella, Belle, Prince Adam (The Beast), Gaston, Jafar Row 3: Mulan, Alice, Jasmine, Aladdin, Aurora, Prince Philip, Maleficent, Cruella De Vil Row 4: Meg, Hercules, Pocahontas, Snow White, the Evil Queen, Ariel, Prince Eric, Ursula


Lmao Quasimoto crusty as fuck

sleepingwithher:

Hearing my own voice on a recording makes me want to apologize to every single person I’ve ever talked to, like I’m really sorry.

archewill:

he got dick punched so hard he de-saiyaned 

Lot of people expect to live about 80 years. I fully acknowledge I might die young. I don’t know what’s best for us, and I don’t believe that you do either. But with your head asleep on my lap, we can last the night at least.

Having a broken laptop is life changing
mrkmja:

thomas cadrin, 2013

Anonymous asked: Mate, it's Slugma

Oi thx m8

Don’t be like me
perel:

what a man
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